Terms & Conditions
By accessing or using any part of this site, you agree to be bound by these Terms and Conditions (“Terms of Use”). If you do not agree to all the terms and conditions of this agreement, then you may not access the website or use it to access any product offerings. If these Terms of Use are considered an offer, acceptance is expressly limited to these Terms of Use.
- ONLINE STORE. By agreeing to these Terms of Use, you represent that you are at least the legal smoking age in your state, or city, whichever is older. The Services are intended solely for users who are at least the legal smoking age in their state, or city whichever is older, and any registration, use or access of the Website by anyone under the legal age is unauthorized, unlicensed, and in violation of these Terms of Use. We will not be liable or otherwise responsible to you or anyone else in the event you are not in fact of legal age to use this site or to purchase any products on this site or have otherwise circumvented or attempted to avoid our express age requirements contained in these Terms of Use. Certain products may be available exclusively online through the website. All products are sold “As Is” and may have limited quantities and are subject to return or exchange only according to our Return Policy. We reserve the right to limit the quantities of any products or services that we offer.
- CREDIT CARD INFORMATION FOR PURCHASES. I authorize Alvin and Friends to charge the credit card I provided. I represent that I have read and agree to the full Terms of Use governing all transactions, and I understand that I am liable for payment of all product shipped to me.
- SHIPPING. It is the customer’s responsibility to know the laws concerning hemp products in his/her respective state and county. Alvin and Friends will ship hemp products containing less than 0.3% delta 9-THC if it believes that the local jurisdiction of the shipping address permits the sale. State laws vary greatly concerning specific legalities of cannabis, we encourage all of our customers to do their own research into their individual state’s laws. Based upon our research we do not ship any cannabinoid products to the State of Idaho. We do not ship products containing THCA to the States of Arkansas, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Minnesota, Oregon, Rhode Island, West Virginia, and Wyoming. We understand the value of discretion for our customers when it comes to shipping their products. All orders are bagged in heat-sealed, mylar bags and shipped in a discreet box with a nondescript return address.
- DELIVERY. Please allow 2 business days for orders to be processed. Alvin and Friends makes every effort to ship orders promptly, but we do not guarantee when your order will ship. Alvin and Friends ships packages via USPS with two options for our customers: first class mailing and priority mailing. Alvin and Friends is not responsible for any order that is stolen from the customers’ address, lost in transit, not delivered, or seized.
- LIABILITY AND INDEMNITY. By purchasing any product on this website you agree to indemnify, defend and hold Alvin and Friends and its agents, managers, officers, directors and employees harmless from and against any and all liabilities, losses, damages, and expenses, including reasonable attorneys’ fees (collectively, “Claims”) arising from any acts or omissions you commit, including but not limited to, violation of any applicable law, regulation, or order.
- DISCLAIMER. None of the products listed on this website have been approved by the FDA and are not intended to diagnose, treat, or cure any disease or ailment. Always check with a physician before trying any new dietary supplement or medicinal herb. By making a purchase from our company, you are agreeing to the following statement:
“I understand the statements regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These Products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Results from products may vary. These items are not intended to cure, treat, or prevent any diseases.”
- DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES. You agree that the Company shall not be liable for any consequences that may occur resulting from your use or purchase of the products from this website. You warrant that the products you purchase from this website are legal in your jurisdiction. You warrant that you are of legal age to purchase the products. We are not liable for any change in law, any law enforcement action, interaction with other substances you are taking, or any other consequence of your use of the products or services on our website, and you agree to hold us harmless for any of these events. We are not liable for any seizure of products that may occur that were sent to you by mail. You acknowledge that hemp is recently legal and often confused with marijuana. You acknowledge that the products you obtain from us are strictly hemp and never marijuana. You acknowledge that the laws for hemp and marijuana are different in every state, and that marijuana is illegal federally.
- LIMITATION OF LIABILITY. IN THE EVENT OF ANY PROBLEM WITH THIS WEB SITE, YOU AGREE THAT YOUR SOLE REMEDY IS TO CEASE USING THIS WEB SITE. IN THE EVENT OF ANY PROBLEM WITH THE PRODUCTS YOU HAVE PURCHASED ON OR THROUGH THIS WEB SITE, YOU AGREE THAT YOUR SOLE REMEDY, IF ANY, IS TO SEEK A RETURN AND REFUND FOR SUCH PRODUCT OR SERVICES IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE RETURNS AND REFUNDS POLICIES POSTED ON OUR SITE. WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR USAGE OF OUR PRODUCTS IF THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED FOR USAGE BY ANY PROFESSIONAL OR AMATEUR SPORTING GOVERNING BODIES, USE AT YOUR OWN RISK IF YOU PARTICIPATE IN ANY ORGANIZATIONAL ACTIVITY THAT BANS THE USE OF SUCH PRODUCTS.
- SEVERABILITY. In the event that any provision of these Terms of Use is determined to be unlawful, void or unenforceable, such provision shall nonetheless be enforceable to the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, and the unenforceable portion shall be deemed to be severed from these Terms of Use, such determination shall not affect the validity and enforceability of any other remaining provisions.
- TITLES AND CAPTIONS. All section titles or captions contained in these Terms of Use are for convenience only and shall not be deemed part of the context nor affect the interpretation of these Terms of Use.
- ENTIRE AGREEMENT. These Terms of Use contain the entire understanding between Alvin and Friends and you and supersedes any prior understandings and agreements among them respecting the subject matter of these Terms of Use.
- AGREEMENT BINDING. These Terms of Use shall be binding upon the heirs, executors, administrators, successors and assigns of the parties hereto.
- ARBITRATION. If at any time any dispute, difference, or disagreement shall arise upon or in respect of these Terms of Use, and the meaning and construction hereof, every such dispute, difference, and disagreement shall be referred to a single arbiter agreed upon by the parties, or if no single arbiter can be agreed upon, an arbiter or arbiters shall be selected in accordance with the rules of the American Arbitration Association and such dispute, difference, or disagreement shall be settled by arbitration in accordance with the then prevailing commercial rules of the American Arbitration Association, and judgment upon the award rendered by the arbiter may be entered in any court having jurisdiction thereof. Any Arbitration shall occur in the State of Oregon. The Federal Arbitration Act governs the interpretation and enforcement of this provision.
- LAW. This Agreement shall be governed in all respects by and construed under the laws of the State of Oregon as such laws are applied to agreements between Oregon residents entered into and to be performed entirely within Oregon. Any action not subject to mandatory arbitration shall be instituted concerning the enforcement or interpretation of the Terms of Use in the Oregon courts and you agree to submit to the jurisdiction of the courts.
- ATTORNEY FEES. In the event an arbitration, suit or action is brought by any party under this Agreement to enforce any of its terms, or in any appeal therefrom, it is agreed that the prevailing party shall be entitled to reasonable attorney’s fees to be fixed by the arbitrator, trial court, and/or appellate court.
- CHANGES TO TERMS OF USE. You can review the most current version of the Terms of Use at any time at this page. We reserve the right, at our sole discretion, to update, change or replace any part of these Terms of Use by posting updates and changes to our website. It is your responsibility to check our website periodically for changes. Your continued use of or access to our website or the Services following the posting of any changes to these Terms of Use constitutes acceptance of those changes.
- TAXES. Alvin and Fiends shall automatically charge and withhold the applicable sales tax for orders to be delivered to addresses within the state of Oregon. For orders shipped to other states or countries, you are solely responsible for all sales taxes, customs, duties, or other taxes.
Shipping Policy
We ship orders Monday-Thursday via United States Postal Service. We can usually process orders in 1 day, but occasionally it can take a little longer. Please allow up to 3 business days for your order to process.
All packages contain a ‘Notice to Law Enforcement and Postal Workers’ in addition to a Certificate of Analysis for each hemp product. Products are packaged with care in odor-proof, light-resistant packaging and shipped in nondescript boxes. The return address will be provided as: Alvin and Friends LLC 560 NE F Street Suite A PMB 223 Grants Pass OR 97526
Alvin and Friends LLC is not responsible for any order that’s lost in transit, not delivered, mistakenly seized, or stolen outside the customer’s address. (Although this stuff rarely happens.)
Shipping USA only.
THCa products are not available for shipment to the following states: Arkansas, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Minnesota, Oregon, Rhode Island, West Virginia, and Wyoming.
We do not ship any cannabinoid products to Idaho.
Returns/Refunds
Once your order ships, we can’t control what happens to it, so we cannot accept returns. Alvin and Friends LLC reserves the right to issue refunds at the sole discretion of its management.
If you have a question, please write to us at [email protected]